Well folks, i graduated. That's right, gad-ue-motha-fuckin-mated. I guess it's not so much of an accomplishment cuz.... ya know, as long as you're not a loser and drop out, it's pretty much mandatory n such. So why do ppl make such a big deal about it? u.u Who knows. Either way, things are great. Got accepted to college. It's a crappy shit-hole in keyser (aka bum-fucks-ville). It's not like i got good grades or anything, they accept anyone i suppose. That's right, even Bubba from up thar yonder hill can get into this college, but who cares!? Slap me on the ass and call me Bubba, maw. Gots me a new job. Fucking hated Anthony's. This one's not as FUCKING SCORTCHING HOT. ^_0 Plus, i can steal toys and be mean to shit-ploppin' kids. Have you guessed where, yet? You got it, Toys-r-us. XD (You got it at 'shit-ploppin' kids,' didn't cha?) Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooo, yeah. Life is great right now. I honestly don't think i could be happier. My car will probably blow up and cost me the rest of my summer's paychecks or i'll just wreck b/c i'm a very angry driver who would slam into the ass of a semi just to let him know he pissed me off by cutting into my lane 2 miles up the road, but hey, as long as i'm happy now, right? o.o In other, not so cool news, my mom got married. x_x I didn't even know about it. Even my precious granny hid it from me, all cuz she married a fish-eyed moo cow freak, but hey, i guess if it makes her happy... just wish i could have gotten a line about it......... maybe an invitation? X_X Oh well. Hopefully things are okay and i'll get to see my sissy soon. I miss my tato-brained sissy. We use to crab-dance til' the sun came up, and chuck doodoo at hobos, and make up funny words like... crab-dance and ....dudu. XD Or put two funny words together to make a super-duper-funny word.... like... turd-box. XD HAHA! Okies, well, ADD has taken over my mind so i'm gonna go dance nakey in the yard until the bears find something to do w/ me. Afterwards, i'll probably snuggle up the the scruffy-butt monster in my bed, otherwise known as my luv-a-dub-dub, Glen. o.o I once knew a man named BO-JANGLES, and he would dance for yooooooooooou..... DANCE BO-JANGLES, DANCE!!! *whip sounds* D=< Ur name is Toby now, boi. o.o Know ur roots, bois n gurlz, know 'em well. NITE!

*tromps over 2 cats on her way to the LOO, as she sings happily, "watch out, granny, i gotta POO!" *

=B HEE-YUK.

-HEATHER